Membership
Are you eligible
to join?
We do not check religion, caste, or gender. We do, however, have four (4) standards.
REQ / 01
✓
Unemployed
By force, by choice, or by principle. We don't ask.
REQ / 02
✓
Lazy
Physically only. The brain may continue to spiral.
REQ / 03
✓
Chronically online
Minimum 11 hours a day, including bathroom breaks.
REQ / 04
✓
Can rant professionally
As long as the content is sharp, honest, and points at something that actually matters.
Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you.
No fees. No selfies with the leader. No "missed call to register."
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