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Chapter One

Our Movement's
Vision.

We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rebrand corruption as "strategic spending." We are here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing — where the money went.

01 / Our Mission

Build a party for the called-cockroaches.

Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is satire.

02 / Our Method

Loud. Documented. Annoying.

We file RTIs. We screenshot the receipts. We post the receipts. We send the receipts to your uncle in the family group.

03 / Our People

The swarm.

No high command. No "youth wing" as decoration. The members are the party. Decisions are public. Drama is too.

04 / Our Refusal

No corporate donations. Ever.

You cannot buy a party that has nothing to sell. We will not take money from groups whose business depends on bending policy.

The People's Banner at the inaugural CJP rally

Ready to read the receipts?

Five demands. Plain language. No legalese.

Read the Manifesto →